Laws of Anime =)
so true.. ^_^
LAWS OF ANIME
1. LAW OF DIFFERENTIATED GRAVITATION whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
2. LAW OF SONIC AMPLIFICATION in space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
3. LAW OF INHERENT COMBUSTIBILITY large cities are the most explosive substance known to human science. Tokyo seems to be the most unstable of these cities.
4. LAW OF HEMOGLOBIN CAPACITY the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
5. LAW OF FOLLICULAR CHROMA VARIABILITY any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. this color can change without warning or explanation.
6. LAW OF PROBABLE ATTIRE female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorogically appropriate.
12 THINGS YOU CAN LEARN ABOUT ANIME
1. the good guy always has the BLUE glow
2. the coolest weapon is the sword
3. the hero is never really mad until you hurt their girlfriend
4. you can never have too much spiky hair
5. it is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life
6. all major villians either want to take over the world or blow it up
7. a samurai sword can cut through anything
8. the hero always loses the first fight with the enemy
9. weapons of impossible length and weight can be weilded with finesse
10. the bad guys are always defeated in the status quo
11. cool poses are always done after defeating the enemy
12. you can have a whole conversation when fighting to the death
1. LAW OF DIFFERENTIATED GRAVITATION whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.
2. LAW OF SONIC AMPLIFICATION in space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.
3. LAW OF INHERENT COMBUSTIBILITY large cities are the most explosive substance known to human science. Tokyo seems to be the most unstable of these cities.
4. LAW OF HEMOGLOBIN CAPACITY the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.
5. LAW OF FOLLICULAR CHROMA VARIABILITY any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. this color can change without warning or explanation.
6. LAW OF PROBABLE ATTIRE female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorogically appropriate.
1. the good guy always has the BLUE glow
2. the coolest weapon is the sword
3. the hero is never really mad until you hurt their girlfriend
4. you can never have too much spiky hair
5. it is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life
6. all major villians either want to take over the world or blow it up
7. a samurai sword can cut through anything
8. the hero always loses the first fight with the enemy
9. weapons of impossible length and weight can be weilded with finesse
10. the bad guys are always defeated in the status quo
11. cool poses are always done after defeating the enemy
12. you can have a whole conversation when fighting to the death
-- posted by Pooh Bear @
4/12/2006 04:07:00 PM
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